Marine,
I think WOMEN call that routine "Tit-for-tat". I don't know where the **** that comes from, but what I do know is, that's what my dear wife always tells me! She does the same with me whenever I buy something for my Grizzly. When I ask her why she bought another useless thing(house decorations & knick-nacks) she simply replies,"Tit-for-tat Hunny!" LOL